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Hydration is important. Being a silly goose is optional… but highly recommended. 🪿🧃✨
This tee is bursting with playful energy, feel-good vibes, and just the right amount of chaos. Perfect for anyone who loves quirky humour, wholesome memes, and not taking life too seriously, it’s the kind of tee that instantly makes people smile.
Soft, comfortable, and effortlessly fun to wear, it’s made for casual adventures, lazy weekends, and anyone proudly running on Silly Goose Juice. Whether you’re causing mischief or simply staying hydrated, this tee has you covered.
🪿 Soft everyday comfort
🧃 Fun, light-hearted design
✨ Perfect for meme lovers and chaos enthusiasts
👕 Easy-to-style everyday fit
Because staying hydrated is important… especially when you’re powered by Silly Goose Juice. 💛✨
Get a t-shirt that your teen will love! This tee is a colorful statement piece that's made of a soft fabric and has an eye-catching design that won't fade.
- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Premium knit mid-weight jersey
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Regular fit
- Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania
- Blank product components in the US sourced from Mexico
Stay Hydrated 🪿🧃
£29.50
This tee is bursting with playful energy, feel-good vibes, and just the right amount of chaos. Perfect for anyone who loves quirky humour, wholesome memes, and not taking life too seriously, it’s the kind of tee that instantly makes people smile.
Soft, comfortable, and effortlessly fun to wear, it’s made for casual adventures, lazy weekends, and anyone proudly running on Silly Goose Juice. Whether you’re causing mischief or simply staying hydrated, this tee has you covered.
🪿 Soft everyday comfort
🧃 Fun, light-hearted design
✨ Perfect for meme lovers and chaos enthusiasts
👕 Easy-to-style everyday fit
Because staying hydrated is important… especially when you’re powered by Silly Goose Juice. 💛✨
Get a t-shirt that your teen will love! This tee is a colorful statement piece that's made of a soft fabric and has an eye-catching design that won't fade.
- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Premium knit mid-weight jersey
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Regular fit
- Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania
- Blank product components in the US sourced from Mexico
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | |
| 8 | 52 ¾ | 27 ⅛ | 23 ⅝ |
| 10 | 55 ⅛ | 28 ⅜ | 24 ⅜ |
| 12 | 57 ½ | 29 ½ | 25 ¼ |
| 14 | 59 ⅞ | 30 ¾ | 26 |
| 16 | 62 ¼ | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅜ |
| 18 | 64 ⅝ | 33 ⅛ | 26 ¾ |
| 20 | 67 | 34 ¼ | 27 ⅛ |
| HEIGHT (cm) | CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | |
| 8 | 134 | 69 | 60 |
| 10 | 140 | 72 | 62 |
| 12 | 146 | 75 | 64 |
| 14 | 152 | 78 | 66 |
| 16 | 158 | 81 | 67 |
| 18 | 164 | 84 | 68 |
| 20 | 170.2 | 87 | 69 |