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Meet Rocko. 🪨❤️
No special powers. No dramatic backstory. No reason for existing other than being a rock with a name badge… and somehow that’s exactly why we love him.
This tee celebrates the wonderfully random sense of humour that turns an ordinary rock into a lifelong friend. It’s the kind of joke that shouldn’t be funny… yet somehow gets funnier every time you look at it.
Comfortable, quirky, and packed with wholesome chaos, this is the perfect tee for people who appreciate the weird, the silly, and the completely unnecessary things that make life more fun.
🪨 Soft everyday comfort
❤️ Packed with playful, feel-good humour
✨ Perfect for lovers of random nonsense and inside jokes
😂 Guaranteed to spark at least one “Why is that so funny?” conversation
Sometimes the best things in life are the simplest.
This is Rocko.
Be nice to him. 🪨💛
This denim t-shirt is made out of 100% combed cotton and has a classic rounded neckline with ribbed sleeve cuffs. It's soft, comfortable, and a must-have for every fashion enthusiast!
• 100% combed cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.7 oz./yd.² (160 g/m²)
• Rounded neckline
• Short-sleeved with 1x1 ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Denim T-Shirt
£36.50
No special powers. No dramatic backstory. No reason for existing other than being a rock with a name badge… and somehow that’s exactly why we love him.
This tee celebrates the wonderfully random sense of humour that turns an ordinary rock into a lifelong friend. It’s the kind of joke that shouldn’t be funny… yet somehow gets funnier every time you look at it.
Comfortable, quirky, and packed with wholesome chaos, this is the perfect tee for people who appreciate the weird, the silly, and the completely unnecessary things that make life more fun.
🪨 Soft everyday comfort
❤️ Packed with playful, feel-good humour
✨ Perfect for lovers of random nonsense and inside jokes
😂 Guaranteed to spark at least one “Why is that so funny?” conversation
Sometimes the best things in life are the simplest.
This is Rocko.
Be nice to him. 🪨💛
This denim t-shirt is made out of 100% combed cotton and has a classic rounded neckline with ribbed sleeve cuffs. It's soft, comfortable, and a must-have for every fashion enthusiast!
• 100% combed cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.7 oz./yd.² (160 g/m²)
• Rounded neckline
• Short-sleeved with 1x1 ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 18 ⅛ |
| M | 27 ⅜ | 18 ⅞ |
| L | 27 ½ | 20 ½ |
| XL | 28 ¾ | 22 ⅝ |
| 2XL | 29 ½ | 24 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.5 | 46 |
| M | 69.5 | 48 |
| L | 70 | 52 |
| XL | 73 | 57.5 |
| 2XL | 75 | 61.5 |