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A chip from your takeaway? Dad Tax. 🍟
A bite of your pizza? Dad Tax. 🍕
One sip of your drink? Quality control. 🥤
This tee celebrates the noble sacrifice of fathers everywhere who bravely risk their taste buds to ensure every snack is safe for consumption. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. 🍕🍟☠️
Comfortable, funny, and guaranteed to start conversations, this is the perfect tee for dads who never miss an opportunity to collect their rightful payment in fries, sweets, and “just a little taste.”
👨👧👦 Soft everyday comfort
🍕 Perfect for takeaway enthusiasts and professional snack inspectors
😂 Guaranteed to earn knowing nods from fellow dads
✨ A must-have for collectors of dad jokes and family traditions
Because it’s not stealing.
It’s Dad Tax.
And somebody has to make sure it’s not poison
Upgrade your wardrobe with this oversized t-shirt made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton. It’s designed with dropped shoulders and a wide collar, making it perfect for everyday streetwear outfits.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
Dad Tax - Poison Embroidered
£35.50
A bite of your pizza? Dad Tax. 🍕
One sip of your drink? Quality control. 🥤
This tee celebrates the noble sacrifice of fathers everywhere who bravely risk their taste buds to ensure every snack is safe for consumption. It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it. 🍕🍟☠️
Comfortable, funny, and guaranteed to start conversations, this is the perfect tee for dads who never miss an opportunity to collect their rightful payment in fries, sweets, and “just a little taste.”
👨👧👦 Soft everyday comfort
🍕 Perfect for takeaway enthusiasts and professional snack inspectors
😂 Guaranteed to earn knowing nods from fellow dads
✨ A must-have for collectors of dad jokes and family traditions
Because it’s not stealing.
It’s Dad Tax.
And somebody has to make sure it’s not poison
Upgrade your wardrobe with this oversized t-shirt made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton. It’s designed with dropped shoulders and a wide collar, making it perfect for everyday streetwear outfits.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 73 | 24 | 39 |
| M | 75 | 24.5 | 43 |
| L | 77 | 25 | 47 |
| XL | 80 | 25.5 | 51 |
| 2XL | 82.5 | 26 | 55 |