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Some heroes wear capes.
Others wear protective equipment and conduct rigorous snack-testing procedures. 🧪🍟
This tee is for the dads who take quality control seriously. Every chip sampled, every sip inspected, every burger carefully evaluated in the name of family safety. It’s a responsibility that demands dedication, sacrifice, and absolutely no complaints from the people being “protected.”
Comfortable, funny, and packed with dad-level authority, this is the perfect tee for anyone who believes that stealing a fry isn’t theft—it’s an essential public service.
🧪 Soft everyday comfort
🍔 Perfect for takeaway nights and family outings
✅ Officially unofficial Quality Control uniform
😂 Guaranteed to get laughs from dads and eye-rolls from everyone else
Because somebody has to make sure it’s not poison.
And Dad is willing to make that sacrifice. 🍟☢️✨
This heavyweight oversized tee nails that laid-back streetwear look. Made from 100% cotton, it’s soft, structured, and perfect for layering or wearing solo. With a vintage-washed vibe, it’s made to stand out without trying too hard.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Dad Tax - Hazardous ☣️
£38.00
Others wear protective equipment and conduct rigorous snack-testing procedures. 🧪🍟
This tee is for the dads who take quality control seriously. Every chip sampled, every sip inspected, every burger carefully evaluated in the name of family safety. It’s a responsibility that demands dedication, sacrifice, and absolutely no complaints from the people being “protected.”
Comfortable, funny, and packed with dad-level authority, this is the perfect tee for anyone who believes that stealing a fry isn’t theft—it’s an essential public service.
🧪 Soft everyday comfort
🍔 Perfect for takeaway nights and family outings
✅ Officially unofficial Quality Control uniform
😂 Guaranteed to get laughs from dads and eye-rolls from everyone else
Because somebody has to make sure it’s not poison.
And Dad is willing to make that sacrifice. 🍟☢️✨
This heavyweight oversized tee nails that laid-back streetwear look. Made from 100% cotton, it’s soft, structured, and perfect for layering or wearing solo. With a vintage-washed vibe, it’s made to stand out without trying too hard.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 34-37 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 38-41 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 32 ¾ | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 75.6 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.1 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 80.7 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.2 | 137.2-144.8 |