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Hydration is important. Being a silly goose is optional… but highly recommended. 🪿🧃✨
This tee is bursting with playful energy, feel-good vibes, and just the right amount of chaos. Perfect for anyone who loves quirky humour, wholesome memes, and not taking life too seriously, it’s the kind of tee that instantly makes people smile.
Soft, comfortable, and effortlessly fun to wear, it’s made for casual adventures, lazy weekends, and anyone proudly running on Silly Goose Juice. Whether you’re causing mischief or simply staying hydrated, this tee has you covered.
🪿 Soft everyday comfort
🧃 Fun, light-hearted design
✨ Perfect for meme lovers and chaos enthusiasts
👕 Easy-to-style everyday fit
Because staying hydrated is important… especially when you’re powered by Silly Goose Juice. 💛✨
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Stay Hydrated 🪿🧃
£38.50
This tee is bursting with playful energy, feel-good vibes, and just the right amount of chaos. Perfect for anyone who loves quirky humour, wholesome memes, and not taking life too seriously, it’s the kind of tee that instantly makes people smile.
Soft, comfortable, and effortlessly fun to wear, it’s made for casual adventures, lazy weekends, and anyone proudly running on Silly Goose Juice. Whether you’re causing mischief or simply staying hydrated, this tee has you covered.
🪿 Soft everyday comfort
🧃 Fun, light-hearted design
✨ Perfect for meme lovers and chaos enthusiasts
👕 Easy-to-style everyday fit
Because staying hydrated is important… especially when you’re powered by Silly Goose Juice. 💛✨
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |